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Tang In Cheek

These are quotes (allegedly) made by me, compiled by people I know over the years, supposedly because I am a spout of wisdom (?). (Some of them are just me quoting other things, but the people who compiled this list didn't get the reference.)

There is also a Twitter bot that randomly tweets one of these per day, if you're into that sort of thing.

Also, please feel free to submit to me any other things I allegedly said you find wise and/or amusing.

1

Difficult tasks are like drugs: just say 'No'.


2

it might have been a terrible plan, but sometimes we need to go through the terrible things to make the nonterrible things better


3

On learning how to make code readable: "These are things you must

seek out on your own."


4

"I can choose to pass on the bestness"


5

Let's worry about that in the future


6

This is true


7

Stop quoting me


8

why are there always problems?


9

I am an agent of chaos


10

that's how science works... you think of things then you try it... pag na try mo

na then alam mo na


11

well of course we dont, we're not girls


12

<hunter> why would you believe an economist


13

focus only on what matters


14

why do we always have problems coming up at the last moment


15

i do it out of a sense of responsibility


16

<hunter> I suggest you doublecheck your facts!

<hunter> in fact, trees are plants


17

this can only end in le disaster


18

repeat after me: I am not my code


19

maybe its lunchtime


20

I wonder if i should tweet these tangincheek posts


21

I'll allow it


22

<hunter> man, they all sound the same

<hunter> i dont know if i chose the right song


23

<hunter> attempt lang?

<hunter> nde kelangan magsucceed?


24

<hunter> oh complain to mr xxx? i do that all the time

<hunter> well i complain to everyone


25

<hunter> someone spilled cheese rings all over me


26

<hunter> but will it blend?


27

they're young and in love


28

<hunter> the word disabled looks weird


29

<hunter> I'm on a horse


30

<hunter> look at your answer

<hunter> then look at the question

<hunter> look back

<hunter> your answer is now diamonds


31

<hunter> magWHO kaya ako

<hunter> para syang Elixir sa Final Fantasy

<hunter> iipunin mo para sa final boss

<hunter> tapos pagdating dun, nde mo rin magagamit


32

<hunter> > <c> dapat may idea tayo ng industry average so we can stop

being too hard on ourselves <- are you aiming to be just average?


33

ortigas is literally right next to qc


34

provide for yourself you bums


35

but it's like trading the current set of problems for a different set of problems that i'm not familiar with


36

<hunter> wala na kong sin

<hunter> i'm immaculate


37

parang level ni paxi ung logic


38

<hunter> well maybe it's because i dont judge people by their

appearances

<hunter> as long as you still have the same number of bones


39

no one wins when religion is debated


40

i have a good tool


41

i just pick a direction and go


42

it doesnt matter where you go, as long as you're going


43

just wander aimlessly


44

life is lived moment to moment


45

<hunter> just derp along

<hunter> you'll be fine


46

I am here. You may rejoice


47

finish your plate!


48

let's get dangerous


49

i have special powers


50

<hunter> it's annoying when you just want to do a thing, but then there's a process

<hunter> that needs to be followed

<hunter> and you feel like "bah, wag na lang"


51

thats what you get for stalking


52

<hunter> no, we dont want to talk about it

<hunter> it was a traumatizing experience


53

C: Master @tangincheek, what is your opinion on socialized health care?

<hunter> socialized health care is cool


54

<hunter> i dont like communism

<hunter> capitalism4life


55

<hunter> but the whole world will be fine

<hunter> fine fine time


56

why does it matter na wala kaming risk


57

<hunter> if you love him, set him free


58

<hunter> dont worry

<hunter> other people have terrible code too


59

EDSA is never done


60

<hunter> teka iniisip ko pa kung best na ung bacon

<hunter> i also like spam


61

<hunter> alam nyo ung mga asian foods

<hunter> bakit konti lang ang cheese

<hunter> sa mga asian dishes

<hunter> is it because we dont have enough cows


62

<hunter> man, ayoko talaga ng may dextrose lol

<hunter> although iniimagine ko ganun pakiramdam ni wolverine


63

<hunter> i wonder if i'm doing premature optimization

<hunter> it's the root of all evil!


64

<hunter> c wala kasing automated tests, so may Fear


65

<hunter> wag kang magcocommit ng anything that will break other things


66

<hunter> however, i'm ok with the plan that involves hitting


67

<hunter> i would kill for pizza

<hunter> no questions asked


68

<hunter> people arent forced to rape =/


69

<hunter> i'll fix everything

<hunter> but first i'll take a nap


70

mark my words, this will haunt us later


71

may naisip ako... Pag ang janitor ay isang spy, pwede siya

tawagin na cleaning agent


72

<hunter> i wouldnt want people to stay just for the money if they're not happy

<hunter> people should go where they're happy

<hunter> money affects your happiness minimums, not your maximums

<hunter> your maximums are limited by things like bad work environment, bad coworkers, etc


73

option 4: we agree to this change, then no more changes ever again


74

i will not bestow wisdom just for your entertainment!


75

im crowdsourcing the work


76

it's wrong in the wrong way!


77

btw, +2 ung Vagina


78

wala pa sating pinanganak nung time ni rizal!


79

<jaeger> we're planning a revolution

<jaeger> kelangan mag blood compact muna

<jaeger> mlm


80

<jaeger> i dont have the Problems tab open

<jaeger> meron din siguro

<jaeger> i'm more concerned about the billions of TODO and FIXME


81

i'll judge who i want!


82

<jaeger> i give up

<jaeger> i'll let my lawyer handle it


83

OK, hindi ko pala problem ung getting wet/dirty, since ok lang sakin magswim. Ayaw ko lang yata mag activities.


84

stangby


85

I want to laze around.

Weekends are for being lazy.


86

<jaeger> problem kasi talaga ung may standards doc tayo that doesnt necessarily conform with the reality of the code


87

<jaeger> sorry is only if I was wrong


88

"stop being poor... be awesome instead (wut)"


89

"Be wary of what you read on the internet."


90

"pero yung basurahan, hindi siya hungry"


91

<jaeger> nde naman effective ito e

<jaeger> kung ang goal is to reduce lates/sls

<jaeger> dapat may parusa na lang. pag nagkawarning, magpapakalbo


92

jaeger> yung problem pa kasi dito sa current incentive program, even if mageffort ka, most probably wala ka pa ring prize


93

foreseeing is for psychics


94

<jaeger> sana kofi ang pinangalan ni norman black sa anak nya


95

the world is a selfish place


96

<stang (roy)> yung handling for each screen

<stang (roy)> has to be by each screen :p


97

<jaeger> do protestants observe lent

<jaeger> or easter

<jaeger> meron bang celebration na kasabay nung easter sunday

<jaeger> are you getting free holidays from us

<jaeger> i dont want you to have free holidays

<jaeger> dapat kami lang


98

guys, sa tingin nyo ba dapat may height reqt ang mga pulis?


99

<jaeger> time warps are also time space warps

<jaeger> with space warp set to 0


100

<jaeger> HOT

<jaeger> IM SO HOT RIGHT NOW


101

we need to be more ruthless vs copy paste code


102

and now, you're refreshed!


103

thats how science works... once na replicate mo na... its true


104

why cant i leave you guys alone for 1 day without a bunch of

urgent things appearing when i get back


105

<jaeger> so kanina ang haba ng pila ng fx

<jaeger> tapos nung malapit na ko, ung dumating na fx, may sticker sa likod for nancy binay

<jaeger> i was like, sasakay ba ko dito

<jaeger> luckily nde ako umabot

<jaeger> grabe, the driver might be an idiot!


106

<jaeger> parang gagamitin ko na yung insult na "siguro iboboto mo si nancy binay"


107

sharks are not fish. [they're mammals]


108

does anyone have severe allergic reaction to pregnant women?


109

kanina i was lucid dreaming inside my dream


110

nde ko masing in my head e


111

Imagine dati it'd take months for news to travel from Europe to Asia and vice-versa; Nowadays, malungkot ka na pag lampas 1 second ang ping.


112

<jaeger> im just glad nde tayo nakeep ng japan

<jaeger> i dont speak japanese


113

the price of being the best is to always be the best


114

<jaeger> excited lang ako magtrabaho kanina

<jaeger> but now i'm tired


115

  • macho do you find it funny that people hold on to their handsfree headset while speaking to the person on the other end of the line?

<jaeger> parang si professor x lang pag ginagamit ung telepathy

<jaeger> kelangan hawakan ung gilid ng ulo


116

if you dont know whether you need to set it to true, you probably don’t


117

effing unforeseen consequences


118

<jaeger> ayoko na magtrabaho

<jaeger> nakakapagod today


119

your standards are going down


120

wanton? Mabigat yun


121

you need to have a higher standard


122

hindi ko gaanong naintindihan ung Prince Caspian, basta talo na sila sa war so they needed a talking lion to help them


123

complicated lang kasi ayaw mong isimplify


124

<jaeger> para kang si nancy

<jaeger> wala ka namang track record pero feeling mo dapat pagkatiwalaan ka namin na kaya mo gawin


125

i should stop before i inadvertently say something sagey


126

c you are not your music library


127

<jaeger> i often have trouble with pearl jam titles

<jaeger> like they have that song where the title is old woman in a small town or something


128

<jaeger> i loled

<jaeger> you guys give me such joy


129

happiness is free


130

<jaeger> meron bang occupation where if the girl had that job, ayaw mo na sa kanya?

<jaeger> kunwari magtataho, ok lang sa yo?


131

good things come to those who go out and work for it


132

<jaeger> never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay

<jaeger> so just move forward even with doubt


133

step 1. do it


134

marami ka pang kakaining extra rice


135

<jaeger> you hate too easily

<jaeger> the dark side is strong within you

<jaeger> what fear you?


136

pag nawalan tayo ng kuryente, mag-c-CVS tayo by hand


137

Since napanood ko na Iron Man 1, papanoorin ko na lang Iron Man 2. That way, parang napanood ko na din yung 3, kasi 2+1 equaaaals...


138

doing nothing doesnt train you in any way


139

even if you blabber nonsensically, at least you'll be able to correct later


140

<jaeger> it's ok to try and fail

<jaeger> dont be like tz


141

<jaeger> dont overthink it

<jaeger> just start talking about something, anything


142

<jaeger> we should make a chart

<jaeger> i like charts


143

<jaeger> dapat umiwas ka na lang sa mga taong confused or disrespectful in general

<jaeger> instead of being racist


144

have you opened your Anagram Eye?


145

you dont get back time


146

<jaeger> if the increase depends on hardships, if you had the same hardships this year as the year before, does it mean wala kang increase?


147

<jaeger> nde mo naman kelangan magtrabaho ng 8 hours now

<jaeger> you dont even need to work at all


148

you let yourself be blinded by fear

don't let yourself be controlled by fear


149

<jaeger> that's terrible

<jaeger> also it's the sort of thing no one would notice if i "accidentally" removed it


150

ang hirap magwork hard, nakakaantok


151

i dont plan to die


152

<jaeger> be that way

<jaeger> noone ever tells me anything


153

<jaeger> guys, bawal na magwithdraw ng more than 100k

<jaeger> how will i live


154

<jaeger> bawal na rin bumili ng liquor

<jaeger> i dunno why that's needed


155

<jaeger> ang init

<jaeger> i'm so hot right now


156

<jaeger> dapat may anagrams training course tayo


157

<jaeger> tag-100 naman minimum ung vote buying

<jaeger> ang cheap nung bente pesos lang

<jaeger> parang corneto


158

<jaeger> dont worry about it too much

<jaeger> someone has to be last


159

<jaeger> wang na ass pa

<jaeger> asswang


160

i dont know i dont have feelings


161

is anyone ever really happy


162

number of devs na hindi nagbabasa ng mail so far: 4


163

i have a dirty finger


164

[anagram] BUTTSXE


165

<jaeger> that's not a word

<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter


166

<jaeger> the stock markey doesnt care about nancy binay

<jaeger> basta stable ang elections


167

dapat ba bawal ang mga criminal sa public office


168

want me to show you my dirty finger?


169

wang can be your staff


170

all of your combos are bad!


171

<jaeger> excluding poor people because reasons

<jaeger> that's a slippery slope to tyranny and oppression


172

<jaeger> you can be a tyrant

<jaeger> mas madali maging efficient pag evil

<jaeger> but then you'd have to be evil


173

<jaeger> being evil is always easy

<jaeger> people would never be evil if it was hard


174

<jaeger> did you read the part where i said "im not sure"?

<jaeger> it means idkshit


175

pano kaya kung may hell's kitchen for programmers


176

they have wires in haiti!


177

We're going to die


178

merong mga tao na tanging dahas lang ang naiintindihan


179

we're in peril! :p


180

<jaeger> kasi naman

<jaeger> you can't just say "editable grid" then understood na

<jaeger> you say "editable grid" i hear "problems"


181

<jaeger> i just thought you'd like a warning

<jaeger> editable grids are like the hardest thing to get right

<jaeger> kasi everyone expects na naiintindihan mo na

<jaeger> when the truth is, maraming details na kelangan ispecify

<jaeger> and marami kayong case na hindi agad maiisip ihandle

<jaeger> tapos everyone does it differently pa


182

<hunter> pag lasing ka kasi you cant drive

<hunter> so you have to take the bus


183

quinote ko sya in the future


184

everything's important


185

<jaeger> rich naman mga ateneans

<jaeger> they have cars


186

antagal ko na nagHTML nde ko pa rin naiintindihan ang CSS floats


187

nobody tells me im wrong!


188

sa gabi lang nagkakatruck sa visayas


189

<jaeger> meron ba tayong main.css where I can just add stuff

<jaeger> without having to theme

<jaeger> i dislike theme


190

parang ung nagfollowup ka agad sa waiter, kakakuha pa lang nya ng order


191

<jaeger> wag kang malumbay

<jaeger> stop being sad


192

(5:17:58 PM) stang (roy): this might not be accurate

(5:18:18 PM) stang (roy): but hey, you only live once


193

when will the weather change so that we dont have this ridiculous heat all the time


194

<jaeger> kung kelan malapit na uwian, the server decides it wants to be cleaned

  • jaeger kicks server

<jaeger> nde na ko mag OT, it

<jaeger> it's stressful


195

i want to join the fun but i cant think of any wang puns atm


196

i dont see how that could be answered objectively


197

<jaeger> then bakit ito yung prize if no one likes it!

<jaeger> ayaw ko rin kaya ko pinapamigay


198

sometimes i regret automatically replying to all


199

<jaeger> i was about to say we have ridiculously long file names

<jaeger> but then i remembered emeeting


200

<jaeger> well

<jaeger> nangyari sakin last week where it was actually useful to have DoAfterDoAfterInsert


201

i cant be expected to remember all the great things i say!


202

it's friday, i should be allowed to destroy things


203

how did you expect me to understand that without context


204

pwedeng walang ginagawa and not be bored


205

Rock makes you immortal


206

if rock makes you immortal... then that explains Steven Tyler


207

ano mas maangas na reply: "yup" or "yeah"


208

nde ba better posture is better


209

ang hirap hindi magslouch when i'm always around little people


210

game, mula ngayon, pagalitan nyo ako if i'm slouching


211

<jaeger> i'm going to put the ff in an email reply:

<jaeger> Technically speaking, we have not implemented anything like this before; we just like to pretend we can do it when we respond to presales.

<jaeger> too snarky?

<jaeger> but it's the truth!


212

<jaeger> hindi kasi natin triny talaga sa proposals

<jaeger> we just literally pretend that we can do it


213

the main risk is that i might be completely wrong :p


214

at 19, many people are still stupid


215

catholics are christians!


216

testers try nyo sa bug report description, sa dulo merong "ayusin mo"


217

you know what they say about regular expressions


218

who is the boss of you?


219

i know when i've clicked!


220

madalas hindi ko nadidistinguish yung mga girls


221

<jaeger> just become a hobo

<jaeger> and live under a bridge or something

<jaeger> tapos after 2 weeks show up at the office, shaggy and unshaven


222

<jaeger> stop using opera you hipster


223

<jaeger> try mo mag get latest

<jaeger> baka merong gwapo na nagcommit ng fix pero hindi pa tinest


224

<hunter> sabi ko lang mahal

<hunter> tapos when i looked around wala na sya


225

when im walking and trying to keep my posture straight, i feel more pompous than usual


226

ang condition ko to buy a car is pag meron akong driver


227

<jaeger> .css("display", "awesome") pala

<jaeger> hindi naging awesome yung page mo?

<jaeger> baka it only works if awesome din yung nagexecute


228

whatever you do, dont cross the streams #programming


229

<jaeger> it's isn't necessary for the picker picker to be randomly picked

<jaeger> therefore pwedeng isa lang ung picker picker

<jaeger> and no need for a picker picker picker


230

kahit magpaupgrade ka your eclipse will still hang a lot


231

tayo kaya ako ng restaurant, house of bacon


232

<jaeger> so i was tempted to go to hungry hippo for bacon rice

<jaeger> but i was like, "nah, too unhealthy"

<jaeger> so i went to east

<jaeger> and the very first stall when i went in had a tray of bacon

<jaeger> @_@

<jaeger> cant fight fate!


233

pag worldnews walang nakakaalam


234

find yourself some beaches


235

dont make up terms


236

there's something more complicated than a regex?


237

that's where i overheard someone commenting na may libro na raw agad yung les miserables


238

we're still using the old stupid tag classes


239

<jaeger> natawa ako dun sa image of marriage announcement between Amy Wang and Brad Holder

<jaeger> the Wang-Holder nuptials

<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter


240

you cant cougar them all


241

im not lazy because i want to be lazy. im lazy so that no one else has to be


242

i will gladly fall on this sword for you guys


243

also, mulan is better


244

<jaeger> you can talk to globe, but smart cares


245

<jaeger> why are you asking me

<jaeger> i cant help it if im a big deal


246

i dont just give out my jokes for free


247

trust me, im french

i can french press 300 pounds


248

it must be fate


249

tanong mo muna kung 0 ka or 1


250

smelling things that are burning, my one weakness


251

malakas ba ung smell ng something burning? baka mamatay tayo


252

<jaeger> thats not a weakness

<jaeger> its a feature


253

you're overpreparing, just do it


254

<jaeger> wala akong pagibig e, pagasa lang

<jaeger> wut


255

<jaeger> marami namang uses ang payong

<jaeger> nde lang pang ulan

<jaeger> pwede rin pang araw

<jaeger> or as a weapon


256

<jaeger> oh, have you heard about the indie game Octodad

<jaeger> it's about an octobus trying to pretend to be a normal human in a normal family


257

i want to try different cheeses


258

<jaeger> asia is huge

<jaeger> it should be asia

<jaeger> mas malaki ung odds

<jaeger> of tomatoes


259

we have so much crappy unused code scattered everywhere


260

whats with the haikus? / i dont know how to do that / refridgerator


261

<jaeger> ki in that picture looks the same as i've seen him in person

<jaeger> i never thought of him as pogi...but then again, i'm a guy


262

<jaeger> you should be reaching out to them more

<jaeger> dont be your usual stoic self


263

well, just stalk them on facebook until you're comfortable enough


264

<jaeger> well the problem is

<jaeger> you're a plant


265

san daw galing ang power ng koreans

edi sa korean-te


266

ang metro manila mabudburan lang ng konting ulan, floods and traffic na


267

<jaeger> sad news guise

<jaeger> it's not bread and spread today


268

<jaeger> grabe kagabi sa bus bay ng mega

<jaeger> may dagat ng tao


269

<jaeger> i imagine some toys attending a convention

<jaeger> bawal daw ang humans


270

actually, im tired of being german


271

<hunter> just leave your stuff behind

<hunter> be free of the trappings of this world


272

<hunter> you pirates!

<hunter> arrrr


273

<hunter> i'm just being helpful

<hunter> and yet you doubt me

<hunter> how hard it is to be a helpful man


274

mamayang rush hour pa uulan


275

<hunter> i dont blame him

<hunter> ayaw ko rin magfarm


276

<hunter> are you a crack addict

<vongola> wth are you buying pirated stuff


277

<hunter> lion king 1/2? is it like ranma 1/2?

<hunter> simba becomes a girl pag nabasa ng tubig


278

wala bang crook handle ang condoms mo


279

i know things!


280

hey tama lahat ng pronunciation ko


281

<hunter> i cant pronounce z anyway

<hunter> it led to some confusion when i kept talking about dragonball sea


282

lol you dont have to get them all!


283

im not really into pokemon


284

what? my repository's not good enough for you?


285

Ang useful nitong MMDA traffic mirror; pwede ako makipagargue sa taxi pag sinabi nya matraffic. I'll argue with the taxi, but not the driver


286

i dont mind being approved


287

<hunter> what if hindi natuloy yung robbery sa home alone

<hunter> tas andun pa lahat ng traps paguwi ng family


288

the only reason to go to hk is for work!


289

<hunter> how can he be male

<hunter> he doesnt wear pants

<hunter> there's nothing there!


290

i already fixed 2 bugs today, that's productive right


291

what if nagkatypo sa template nung pcv. tapos the form was named PRETTY CASH VOUCHER


292

<hunter> so im playing this rpg right

<hunter> and i had to give a first name and a last name

<hunter> I always use "Guy" as a first name sa rpgs

<hunter> tapos wala akong maisip na last name so I put "Hunter"

<hunter> i'm already 40 hours in before ko napansin na Guy Hunter didnt sound good


293

<hunter> considering how mission-critical winona is, it needs to be more stable

<hunter> like it should have horses


294

<hunter> that thing with the singles-baiting is one of the things i dislike about weddings

<hunter> that and the beheadings

<hunter> i mean, it's fine if people volunteer for it

<hunter> but it's annoying when napipilitan mga tao


295

democracy is a bad idea


296

never trust developers, they are tricksy folk


297

try mo mag gugel to find a way


298

I shoudn't be held responsible for things I say or do past 2am


299

Code written past midnight is the most dangerous code


300

<hunter> ugh, i dunno how users work

<hunter> i'll stay out of this


301

bawal mag-NO sakin


302

binigyan ka na ng opening, you blew it


303

tz walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says


304

hunter so a dyslexic walks into a bra


305

i remember na iniisip ko before pag naging formal ang dress code, magreresign na ako (ulit)


306

<hunter> gagawa ako ng shop, Snack Overflow

<hunter> well, maybe i'll just put it in the RPG i'm going to make

<hunter> that's cheaper

<hunter> i'll also put in the RPG that NPC who just says "I'm working on a project with Java"


307

Never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay so just move forward even with doubt


308

pag merong mahirap sagutin, magjojoke lang ako or tatahimik and let mr xxx figure it out haha


309

you should have dressed as a plumber


310

anyway, the good thing is i got free lunch


311

i kept wondering if deep inside they were thinking that the practices were really incompetent


312

oh man, if you say either pineapple or bacon or hawaiian i might interrupt with something ridiculous


313

parang mamamatay ka pag nasa bubong ka ng mrt


314

<hunter> i think my intuition is pretty good here

<hunter> there's a high probability that they are from cebu


315

very few people complain when they get started


316

dapat may naeearn na dress-down offset


317

youd like that wouldnt you


318

hey, im just representing the people here


319

<hunter> also, jollibee fries > mcdo fries

<hunter> might be because i dont like mcdo in general haha

<hunter> im just against american imperialism


320

i was just expressing how much i dont care


321

clowns are scared of me


322

you underestimate how much people love l4d2


323

the first step is admitting it


324

wait, we're not talking about animals right


325

Magtrabaho tayo kahit brownout


326

mental note: make a class named SomeSortOfUtils


327

what separates duty and responsibility?


328

at sa yong pagliban, ang tanging pabaon ko ay jollibee


329

you dont get to ask me questions without authenticating


330

dev kasi ako, so ang gusto ko yung mas madali para sa devs :p


331

love is like a rhino. if it cannot find a way, it will make a way


332

the unwritten rule is in your heart


333

<hunter> step 1: read

<hunter> step 2: ???

<hunter> step 3: prophet!


334

if i leave, im not standing by!


335

<hunter> it's not like we can plan ahead of time when shit happens pag malapit na yung target


336

<hunter> sino may sala

<hunter> may sala kami sa bahay


337

(AM) renz: <hunter> they can prism me all they want

<hunter> magpose pa ko


338

now i'm really not sure what crack you're smoking


339

baka mabagal dahil andito na kayo lahat


340

should i kill the others who are using it?


341

sayang naman 4g if it;s being stupid


342

naka off emotions


343

i feel like a true fan would have taken the challenge


344

i didnt see that written anywhere! #unwrittenlaws


345

<hunter> pag salted, two users with the same password will have different random strings

<hunter> yung isa matabang

<hunter> wut


346

zombies are too dead to get points


347

<hunter> it's practically friday

<hunter> i can almost smell the weekend


348

it's a good thing we're standby then!


349

SCS. That’s what our problem is


350

don’t try to justify yourself


351

no problems? That's better!


352

Who are you calling an idiots?


353

toughen the **** up


354

uh, please rephrase your question in a manner specific to your problem


355

<hunter> there is no in general at the moment

<hunter> there is only the case by case basis


356

<hunter> well mura yun for you and me

<hunter> but poor people will be sad


357

how treacherous!


358

that's how you became a rich guy!


359

gusto ko maging hermit


360

you already give that service for free!


361

bawal na lang magkacritical sa gabi


362

are you questioning my beliefs?!?


363

in the early 22nd century, metro manila declares independence and you need a passport in addition to the toll fee when coming in through the nlex


364

that's so 80s


365

i hear you volunteering


366

<hunter> on the contrary

<hunter> everytime they win tuwang-tuwa sila


367

i would never say something so outrageous


368

<hunter> well no

<hunter> feeling ko relax pa rin sila

<hunter> theyre probably having crumpets right now

<hunter> and chit chatting about the royal baby


369

<hunter> anyway, let's not worry about it

<hunter> basta let's do our best!


370

<hunter> i dont blame people

<hunter> but it's josiah's fault


371

DI pwedeng driven by emotions ang diet


372

<hunter> what kelan ko yan sinabi

<hunter> i feel like half the things you quote about me arent true


373

mas malungkot ba ang centimeter kesa sa meter


374

we dont know what everyone will want


375

eh, whatever


376

di na importante ang kasaysayan. You should focus on the present


377

(8:13:46 PM) stang (roy): wala ka namang titignan

(8:13:49 PM) stang (roy): it's not a mystery


378

<hunter> hanggang 12 lang yung uat talaga

<hunter> yung extra hour is for shenanigans


379

the answer is always "I dont know, but we can find out together"


380

what if it's just me being popular


381

i cant see beyond Monday


382

matakot kayo pag gumalaw ang edsa


383

i dont think translating hentai is a problem


384

<hunter> oh youre asking me

<hunter> i thought you were informing me lol


385

<hunter> well, in the first year of my presidency

<hunter> the first budget i submit will have no allocation for pork barrel


386

hindi naman ako yung susuko e


387

i'm also immune to chemicals


388

<hunter> i've actually already done the profiling

<hunter> but i cant find anything of interest

<hunter> but then again i wasnt looking too hard


389

nde na kasi kayo mahal ng nanay nyo


390

when you play the game of the generals, you win, you die, or you both die.


391

too late, i got dibs


392

what if we outlaw being excessively rich?


393

<hunter> feeling ko nde na talaga ako pwede

<hunter> parating may mga crisis starting 9pm


394

there's such a thing as boobs being too big


395

it's not like we're strangers


396

i wouldnt want to live in a place where pants are illegal


397

<hunter> ang tagal ko pinagisipan nung violators will be whipped

<hunter> other options were: violaters will be flogged

<hunter> violators will be tarred and feathered


398

pro landian


399

i dislike this girl


400

sa side ko i'm like "it's written right there!"


401

sino ba yung mentor? baka mas gwapo ako


402

in fairness, maraming nakabasa nung violators will be whipped


403

<hunter> i dislike na hardcoded yung pangalan ko dun sa calendar

<hunter> the only way to get out of it is to recruit someone else named Roy


404

what if humans didnt do stupid things


405

stupid humans!


406

<hunter> stupid humans!

<hunter> .

<hunter> bat kayo tumahimik

<hunter> sorry for calling you humans stupid


407

<hunter> try using eskyuel for the actual word sequel

  • hunter napanood mo na yung SQL ng despicable me?

408

<hunter> catholic priests dont have sects

<hunter> other catholics can have as much sects as they want


409

it doesnt feel like anything, thats the point


410

<hunter> thats what happens when you bumble around!


411

<hunter> im not sure that person exists

<hunter> baka alamat lang

<hunter> baka si jsze


412

it seems kahit walang uat, we can create our own crisis


413

lets panic more tomorrow


414

by default you assume trouble


415

// When problems are encountered, show them you're still okay. Be Strong! #actualcodecomment


416

alangan naman may sat work sa fri


417

<hunter> im curious which part of the sentence x had trouble parsing

<hunter> well, hindi pala sya sentence


418

<hunter> i remember all your birthdays

<hunter> pero hindi ako bumabati


419

ask, like a man


420

e kasi naman suspicious talaga!


421

is this "survey" for a "friend"?


422

im always serious


423

who says you won


424

only the final round matters


425

<hunter> pano kaya pag magresign ako bigla

<hunter> hirap maging responsable lol


426

<hunter> ganyan naman lahat ng tao

<hunter> it's easier to get angry over email/chat/internets whatever

<hunter> kesa face to face

<hunter> kasi impersonal


427

<hunter> im not sure if one should suddenly decide to take a month off while stressed

<hunter> making decisions while stressed is a bad idea


428

is there a place we can go where we can just shout out loud


429

I don’t know how to work with humans


430

<hunter> unions are bad

<hunter> dapat union all


431

home is where the ps3 is


432

marriage doesnt automatically lead to children


433

dont discriminate by color!


434

wala pang ibang nakaintindi nung joke


435

1:30:22 <hunter> you got rejected?

<hunter> that implies you actually tried something!


436

<hunter> no i dont mind

<hunter> it's only banned when you're being annoying


437

did you know you can put on headphone and shout at people and its okay


438

alam mo naman si Eclipse, dapat di mo ibully. You must handle it gently


439

uwi na kayo. Ang babaw nyo na


440

I cant simply explain the matrix


441

nothing like a critical to wake you up in the morning


442

I wanted a breakfast meal

I got a jolly hotdog

I've never been more disappointed with a jolly hotdog in my life


443

we need more statuses


444

<hunter> we should refer to colors IRL by winona status

  • hunter for fixing na yung traffic light!

445

we dont have time for shenanigans


446

<hunter> you can watch me enjoy the device

<hunter> iykwim


447

<hunter> I've already slept on it

<hunter> it would help if you guys donated say P200 each to support me

<hunter> it's not like i can't afford it


448

<hunter> grabe may data cap

<hunter> how savage


449

dictatorship naman ako e


450

ganyan talaga when being evasive


451

<hunter> let the food come to you

<hunter> be like honey to flies


452

if narereplicate nyo na, that's not really a problem


453

well, bigger is always better


454

dont reply to me


455

in fact kung walang makakapansin, maguuwi na lang ako ng isa


456

idk and idc


457

im all out of ****s to give


458

<hunter> shift ka rin

<hunter> oh sorry, mali basa ko


459

<hunter> we're at the brink of insanity kahit andito ako

<hunter> masanay ka na lang na living on the edge


460

someone should answer my question, it's important


461

that way lies madness


462

baka lang meron kang more critical things to worry about


463

hindi bumabalik ang hp pag hindi ka pa natutulog


464

sabi kasi nya ok daw sa umaga, you just talk about not doing things until i arrive


465

<hunter> we dont have ample time for future projects either

<hunter> we just keep getting into time debt


466

nahihirapan nga ako isipin kung anong date na at any given time


467

<hunter> what?

<hunter> its because we're not amateurs

<hunter> we only use professional utils


468

i believe in you!


469

i feel like we need more descriptive constants


470

parang kadarating ko lang dinner na iniisip ko


471

be the change you want to see in the world


472

that's always a bad sign


473

it was a good decision to switch


474

no time like the presence


475

i want to stop patching =/


476

nung bata ako, santa clause believed in me


477

my only experience with a chimney involved us getting smoked out of the house


478

that's BS. 3 year olds are idiots


479

If it looks like the weather's about to clear and you can go out, don't do it! These rains are sneaky!


480

<hunter> i have a problem

<hunter> dalawa na yung payong ko dito sa office


481

<hunter> baka kulang yung binigay nyang letters

<hunter> tapos umuwi na sya

<hunter> and nde tayo makakatulog


482

<hunter> did you like store everything i ever said

<hunter> i dont even remember that


483

<hunter> unattainable daw yung sagot

<hunter> kasi kulang ng isang n


484

buti nga dalawang piraso yung 2pc chicken mo


485

we should just give up on everything and go home


486

<hunter> he was looking for you

<hunter> you're like ships passing in the night


487

<hunter> wth may nagquote na agad sakin sa twitter

<hunter> you'd know if you had twitter


488

you could have saved time by just believing what i said


489

you dont want to be punched in the guy


490

my explanation was perfect


491

there was a fold in space where the ads were


492

guys, anong plano nyong gawin sa buhay


493

that means im the best


494

it feels like it would be irresponsible


495

i dont like parties


496

dapat pag nagfriend request, may mandatory field to explain who the hell you are


497

it must be destiny


498

you and your indians


499

<hunter> then email him

<hunter> and complain


500

<hunter> im sorry

<hunter> i just made this one on the fly


501

<hunter> sabi na talaga

<hunter> basta magpatch tayo, may problem

<hunter> you say patching, I hear problems


502

<hunter> i also have to do things secretly

<hunter> para magimprove yung stealth skills


503

camden and do not delay


504

who is the cheesemonger #gameofthrones


505

your hardware is tired


506

he thought he could be a decent man in an indecent time


507

i'd try it, but...publishing


508

we can't bend time


509

yould you rather be a cute kitten or a manly dog?


510

work from hell


511

what if you dont do the work and be happy?


512

<hunter> e kung philippine government na lang ang client natin

<hunter> edi sana may pork barrel na tayo


513

it's called half uk shift because it only makes half sense


514

dont tell me what to do!


515

pag pwede magpause, that basically includes teleportation except nakakapagod


516

pag nagpause ka, hindi ka din makakagalaw


517

<hunter> minsan surprise lang sa gabi on the way back from dinner

<hunter> it felt like nature's rage


518

let future us worry about it!


519

hindi ako makauwi because of this chismis


520

<hunter> it happens more often than you think

<hunter> i've said too much

<hunter> i must go


521

<hunter> what is this janet

<hunter> why do you have a project that is attuned to current events

<hunter> ngo daw tayo e


522

are you justice?!?


523

do you think i dont keep up to date?


524

<hunter> Technology meets genius Extensize training. opportunities for growth. Excellent work environment.

<hunter> spot the problems


525

<hunter> south people dont matter!

<hunter> hagcollection


526

northern master race vs filthy southern peasants


527

<hunter> dont tell him!

<hunter> hindi pa nya alam!


528

<hunter> no!

<hunter> cover your eyes!


529

pano kung may verb na chowk


530

inulit mo lang yung words


531

<hunter> what if lahat ng error message natin may "Sadly,"

<hunter> Sadly, no workflow action is associated with this form.


532

<hunter> ang brittle na ng metro manila

<hunter> konting ulan lang


533

yung problem is you can't really beat the final boss ship unless you grind a bit


534

<hunter> > <c> sana di kami [framework] sa janet <- dapat improve mo na lang yung [framework] instead of complaining about it


535

<hunter> we'll see about that

<hunter> i'm really really really really really really sleepy


536

too much chocolate today


537

<hunter> anyway, why dont i get a per diem?

<hunter> i make a business trip to ortigas every day


538

not sure if euphemism


539

i retire forever


540

wang sounds like a chinese name


541

<hunter> im the king!

<hunter> i now retire gracefully


542

<hunter> kasi nga retired na ko


543

i only know of one censored activity


544

only because i told you THE SECRET!


545

i feel terrible


546

hindi ko kayo kelangan if nde bingo yung gusto ko itira


547

macho was living a life of lie!


548

<hunter> i must be drunk

<hunter> wut

<hunter> uwi na tayo


549

bakit andami nyong secrets


550

arr im wearing white socks right now!


551

screw these rules!


552

<hunter> > <ObiJuan> hunter - 4, x - 2 <- let's stop now, and never do anagrams again


553

<hunter> when will you ever learn. You never try.


554

<hunter> sige, nde na kita kokonsensyahin gaano

<hunter> tagalog is hard


555

wag ka won't fix


556

uy adult na si wang


557

<hunter> pero andaming papel

<hunter> save the trees!


558

verdicts dont judge!


559

<hunter> if you like

<hunter> but once you do, there's no turning back


560

i'm always winning


561

<hunter> no no, we only get pizza if tz fails

<hunter> well, we might still get pizza if ory succeeds


562

pag sumakit tyan mo afterwards, nde na pwede


563

did you die?


564

<hunter> parang ok tumira sa korea

<hunter> normal sa kanila ung 100mbps internet

  • hunter inb4 north

565

<hunter> i dont think i'd need to learn korean

<hunter> what if i'm there to teach english


566

but the problem with korea is that all the girls look the same


567

so guys, how much money would you be willing to accept to allow someone to stalk your honeymoon

let's assume you have a hot spouse

people would want to stalk more if there's a hot spouse!


568

all our screens are godscreens


569

<hunter> ito yung screen na nagpapakain kay tz

<hunter> wut


570

hindi naman kasi tayo binabayaran hourly


571

it's up to you to raise when people are not following the spec


572

it's because you dont care


573

we should all resign and be hermits


574

<hunter> then it's a paradox

<hunter> baka naimpress sila kay mole

<hunter> then they're like "all testers should be like him!"


575

it's not a thesis defense!


576

<hunter> anong away nyo x

<hunter> have you grown tired of wang


577

if we become obsolete, why would we still be around


578

<hunter> we're not really that interested

<hunter> well, baka si x


579

this is the future!


580

If you find yourself with some free time (maybe due to code freeze), here's a fun task you can do as buffer: documentation!


581

<hunter> what tz

<hunter> dont you like fun?!?


582

<hunter> sadly no

<hunter> i dont have a solution for that yet


583

you should have offered to help her master baking


584

just text "sorry, you're not interesting enough. thanks for playing!"


585

<hunter> what is the nosebleed gesture

<hunter> it could also mean these filthy peasants are beneath you


586

man, if i was uncomfortable for that long, i'd find a way to weasel out'


587

<hunter> this is impossible for us to evaluate, do you know why

<hunter> it's because she's a woman

<hunter> and we're men

<hunter> we can only evaluate stuff that makes sense


588

<hunter> maybe nothing's wrong with you

<hunter> maybe you're amazing, just the way you are


589

did you ask her what her favorite dinosaur is?


590

people arent bananas!


591

<hunter> we have like 666 bugs for testing

<hunter> evil!

<hunter> quick, close one of them!


592

arent we all actors on the stage of life


593

that makes it easier to sneak attack them


594

pag first world ka, mas marami kang napapansin na minor annoyances


595

dwarves and midgets have very little in common


596

<hunter> i dont mean my summary

<hunter> i mean my WTH about 30 minutes ago


597

i was lied to as well!


598

<hunter> yes

<hunter> ikaw lang

<hunter> wala nang iba


599

nde naman tayo mamamatay pag mawala ang chat for 5 mins


600

i'll tekalook


601

now i have to make a family


602

it took him 3 days to finish!


603

ang landi kasi nung flintstones e


604

grabe merong function si btan na doHiddenActionWithRelatives


605

meron daw sila database ng leads, pero nde nya maexplain how i got there


606

that's soul crushing work


607

i wonder if they ever go home and and are like proud of the work they've done for the day


608

your soul can be crushed even when your job is one you like


609

fugue too


610

<hunter> seriously, i can only continue dreams if i immediately go back to sleep after waking up

<hunter> yung quick enough that you don't lose dream-memory yet


611

not even if it were the last anime on earth


612

your discussion has all but guaranteed that i will never ever play this game


613

it's like we can see them but they cant see us


614

predictable!


615

madoka happens


616

well, at least i got the ruffles


617

chips ahoooooy~


618

what if i only hate stupid people?


619

<hunter> i dunno

<hunter> i cant explain it

<hunter> its one of the mysteries of the universe


620

i said i'll handle it.


621

<hunter> may kumuha ng kitkat ni x?

<hunter> hihingi pa naman sana ako

<hunter> lol

<hunter> check nyo sa cctv!


622

<hunter> > <in-in> > <hunter> sino ba naman kasi maiintimidate kay tz <- little kids <- hindi sya pwede maging pedophile


623

<hunter> what

<hunter> im not intimidating at all


624

i dont see why im intimidating. i havent punched anybody in a long time


625

arent nerds less intimidating


626

bears are vicious


627

nung [project], aakyat pa kami ng bundok at tatawid ng ilog para makafix ng bug


628

<hunter> so black dude si eric clapton?

<hunter> i dunno what he looks like so it might be true


629

log mo na lang then continue using a sensible browser


630

<hunter> > <x> bakit ang mahal ng eggs benedict =/ <- galing pa sa dating pope


631

did you doubt me?


632

<hunter> 5x4x4 combinations yung sam hong

<hunter> 5x5x5 combinations yung the other one

<hunter> si chin

<hunter> how did you get those decimals


633

leave him to his fetishes


634

man, why dont i have chips ahoy. it's like my life is incomplete


635

that has less rows than i expected


636

i dont trust him


637

dont do that, macoconfuse


638

pakitimpla ako ng kape


639

<hunter> dont be scared

<hunter> but dont whip me either


640

i'm too full to walk over there


641

> <c> sorry to interrupt <- naks, nde na basta basta nagswerve


642

<hunter> > <in-in> parang wala masyadong fanfare <- you might not be following the correct people on twitter


643

i did nazi that coming


644

<hunter> sinong ninamedrop nya

<hunter> ako ba


645

<hunter> 10 million lang?

<hunter> wait, kanino nya ibibigay

<hunter> pwede kami kumita

<hunter> split na lang kami ni husband tag 5 million


646

i wonder if the plan is like "shit, huli na tayo, akusahan na lang natin lahat para magulo"


647

only if you dont have level 7 clearance


648

magagalit yung avengers pag nakita syang buhay pa


649

nde ko rin naintindihan yung ending


650

aha nde nagdeny na magaasawa na


651

the show is very whedonesque


652

how would you even google that


653

just for that you must keep working


654

parang everyday na ako merong shows


655

<hunter> > <carding> dun sa wii nya <- so, are you playing with his wii now?


656

i'd glare but he's not here


657

find out why it happens and how we can avoid it


658

<hunter> > <carding> konti pagpipilian ni tall girl sa boys <- but taller boys are better


659

hindi ko naintindihan what less privilege means


660

i should utilize wang fully


661

<hunter> it was funny

<hunter> naalala ko lang because i had to kill a session


662

wala pa bang matchbox 21


663

i'd go but i'm feeling a little unwell


664

<hunter> as long as it doesnt last until 3 am

<hunter> and wala masyadong bright lights


665

7:13:13 <hunter> there's a long email discussion which ended with the conclusion i added there as a comment

<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to object to it


666

<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to read the explanation?


667

kasi ayaw na lang nya tanggapin yung pinapagawa nung comment


668

i dunno how manila works lol


669

parang nawala yung extra week!


670

i'd turn off validations


671

what is pacu2


672

im not sure there is a letter z


673

internet explorer, how quaint


674

that's not even remotely answering my question


675

<hunter> alam nyo yung old wives tale na bawal diretso umuwi pag galing sa lamay

<hunter> nung pauwi na kami kagabi may pinabaon pa saming siopao

<hunter> tapos dumaan pa muna kami ng shakeys para nde diretso umuwi


676

wala namang sense maging superstitious


677

lol wang cant even feel code yet


678

<hunter> parang training lang yan ni mr miyagi

<hunter> kelangan mapinturahan yung fence


679

<hunter> i just got to this mode by accident

<hunter> im not sure if i should leave

<hunter> aha thanks


680

<hunter> c it's like having a daily standup meeting, except via email


681

<hunter> para aware ka what issues the rest of the team is facing

<hunter> kasi you're supposed to be part of a team, not just worrying about your own thing only


682

i like to be aware when other projects are fucking up


683

so are you saying daily standup meetings are a bad idea?


684

<hunter> may ganyan ba sa pilipinas

<hunter> meron lang tayo nung opposite: anti-vegetarians


685

may wireless girls


686

i know this because i have oracle certification


687

<hunter> > <rider> nakuha mo naman na yung path ng record <- but what if i want to spy on you


688

pinanood ko yung first ep ng bagong show ni michael j fox, its a bit shaky


689

mohammedwebster -> half muslim, half dictionary


690

but LOV makes the world go round


691

there was a lot of food that day...


692

<hunter> hey

<hunter> why did you reset

<hunter> you animal


693

pano ba natin sila nauuto


694

<hunter> this is a good time to invade america


695

<hunter> none of these explanations are satisfactory

<hunter> you are not smarter than a fifth grader


696

are you saving it for marriage?


697

<hunter> those are different numbers

<hunter> or vital stats mo yan?


698

that was a lot more diplomatic than the first draft I had in my head


699

dont settle for 3rd place


700

dont play online if you cant take trash talk from trolls


701

<hunter> medyo ok pa tayo sa asia

<hunter> since asians dont trash talk as much as americans


702

it's not the money that bothers me, it's the paperwork


703

i dont trust house selling people

i'll just cut my own lumber and build my own house


704

you and your dan brown


705

but i cant berate them, it'd cost a text


706

this doesnt even add up!


707

<hunter> what did the optimist say after jumping off the building rooftop

<hunter> "so far so good"


708

  • hunter i'm a level 5 vegan. i don't eat anything that casts a shadow

709

families shouldnt take the train!

matrtraumatize mga bata


710

bitter you than me


711

<hunter> okay im out of embarrassing stories

<hunter> im no danger


712

basta dont commit that shit to main


713

i thing therefore i am


714

<hunter> i dont trust yung chargers nyo jan

<hunter> parang they're slutty


715

you wake up in the morning, not on the morning


716

because we dont entertain concepts


717

it must be irrelephant


718

my enthusiasm for working had faded with this stupid eclipse crap in the morning


719

<hunter> i like to imagine [project] as this huge creaky wwii-era battleship

<hunter> we're not really sure why it's still floating

<hunter> and we constantly have to fix things everywhere

<hunter> but gosh darn it we'll get to our destination before this ship sinks


720

compile errors are like body pains, they're symptoms of things we need to fix


721

<hunter> there's that new band, i heard they're pretty good

<hunter> the eraserheads


722

estimation bad!


723

for that you shall pay a terrible price


724

his offical position is "closet heartbreaker"


725

paggising sa umaga, build problem ang almusal


726

english, do you speak it?


727

<hunter> pano mo ireresearch

<hunter> magpopost ka sa facebook page asking "lalake ka ba?


728

there is a way, if you make a way


729

going home at the end of the day is a human right


730

<hunter> iniimagine nyo ba mga worst-case scenario

<hunter> like what if na-world trade center ang tektite


731

<hunter> i have sight beyond sight

<hunter> this is stupid, i'll just go make a sandwich


732

<hunter> what is this wang hat

<hunter> can someone draw it


733

if mahaba, that's not a point


734

if you forget about the past you cant learn from it


735

it's not famed if we dont know what it is


736

but i want to be coy


737

hash tags are for topics, not opinions


738

did you know: the word bed is shaped like a bed


739

if you dont care why are you complaining


740

<hunter> foreseeing is for believing

<hunter> that sounds better


741

it doesnt count if i was quoting other sources


742

i have a problem going to the office period


743

NO TO MODES


744

<hunter> it's looking with sexual desire

<hunter> ganyan si x mag glare


745

imbistigahan mo how to make things go zoom


746

why vnc when you can walk


747

it's better than idolizing justin bieber


748

<hunter> there is such a thing as doing science better

<hunter> research methodologies, approaches, thinking outside the box

<hunter> it's like programming

<hunter> some approaches are better than others


749

<hunter> people do things for recognition all the time

<hunter> scientists are no different


750

<hunter> i dont like using the term ironic

<hunter> it's alanis' fault


751

it's great that you are easily amused


752

why dont you believe in magic


753

the oop experience shouldnt be relevant


754

<hunter> let's escape

<hunter> and never come back


755

luckily i didnt commit anything stupid (i think)


756

<hunter> may nagpost kasi sa facebook ko tapos naexcite din ako then nadisappoint

<hunter> and i was like, i must share this feeling


757

yung garlic and cheese nde sya masarap pag malamig na


758

i allow you to eat


759

i should be thanked everywhere


760

<hunter> at the end of all things

<hunter> when there's no one left but me and my books

<hunter> there, i shall read them


761

the world has changed


762

the earthquake changed him


763

tsk now things will be awkward


764

this is the curse of laziness


765

on the other hand, there are five fingers


766

damn those meddling kids


767

<hunter> magvolunteer kaya ako na judge

<hunter> im willing to accept bribes


768

im naked under these clothes


769

protip: they're always recording


770

that's like saying natutuwa ang devs pag may bugs


771

time > money


772

rules? we have no rules


773

bawal magtanong


774

i was on twitter before it was cool


775

they accepted the potato...and fried it


776

<hunter> then the solution is simple

<hunter> dont answer


777

i dislike dogs


778

hindi lahat ng tao ganun kababaw


779

is it because people are becoming stupider?


780

<hunter> sino may sabi nyan

<hunter> pawang kasinungalingan


781

bakit starting 2007 lang yung pagibig ko


782

im more benevolent than some other hosts


783

masyado bang high quality yung tinatarget ko


784

black couch lang bastos na agad


785

step 1: don’t


786

<hunter> we can call her cbags for short

<hunter> wut

<hunter> dont tell her i said that


787

apparently im glowing


788

there are many secrets in [project]


789

havent you heard the expression 3 square meals a day


790

go, live!


791

a pokemon chose me!


792

i would choose that nurse that heals your pokemon


793

my guard is never down!


794

i should just fudge these numbers


795

it's the circle of life


796

sabihin mo nawalan ka ng respeto sa kanya


797

hindi sumasang-ayon sa saligang batas


798

away na lang


799

babe, greek myth isnt real


800

so pag nde mo kami sinabihan, nde kami important!

you should tell us where you're going so that we're important


801

<hunter> so we're only half important

<hunter> we'll just make up stories then

<hunter> like nagsl ka kasi buntis


802

you're the superuser of your own life


803

yung copy&paste pwede mong gamitin para sa ikabubuti ng lipunan


804

if it helps, i grant you absolution


805

thats unconstitutional!


806

pwede yan, kung may shotgun


807

> wang for all, all for wang


808

<hunter> each project figures out too late that they have no such standards


809

pag kausap nyo si harry, do you feel like telling him he's a wizard


810

<hunter> how can you not get this right

<hunter> there's a song


811

find a crazy roommate, make a sitcom


812

that was a crappy movie!


813

water world is a great movie!


814

<hunter> we dont have leadership

<hunter> we are a lawless wasteland


815

last year was tyranny


816

unless we establish dominance over these filthy peasants


817

<hunter> i wonder if politicians secretly have meetings like this

<hunter> where they voice opinions theyd never say in public


818

sabi ni shishio, the weak shall be food for the strong!


819

maraming squatters na may aircon, malaking tv, etc


820

what if someone uploads porn to the family portal


821

a lot of the stuff takes too much involvement


822

walang kapit bahay si batman


823

it was like waking up in hell!


824

rich people kids are weird


825

the rest of you should work hard


826

<hunter> kung sabi ni master sure why not

<hunter> hindi ako ang may final say

<hunter> bahala na si wang


827

<hunter> sabihin mo recovering alcoholic ka

<hunter> you dont want to fall off the wagon


828

miners should have +str


829

i already said i'll go. wala namang penalty for changing my mind later :p


830

ibig sabihin, gagalingan nyo na lang


831

<hunter> natetempt akong wag na lang umattend

<hunter> what do i get out of it aside from free food


832

pag type mo, nde na yun praktis


833

Flavor: Desperate


834

so what do evil people use for parsing json?!?


835

one does not simply watch the entire LOTR trilogy


836

you can lower to 10% if you cant take it


837

walang sisihan!


838

you're what's wrong with this country


839

seas arent lakes!


840

that's called deduction


841

ayoko ng may misses sa grammar


842

he likes to assume that things are simpler than they really are


843

we're already trapped in the sunk cost fallacy


844

<hunter> im not one of the chronically late :p

<hunter> lahat ng late ko conscious decision haha


845

yung heat nya may kasamang humidity


846

<hunter> you're wrong

<hunter> how can you be so wrong


847

people cant change


848

baka nagdown yung jabber para it's harder to warn people that [boss] is nearby #conspiracy


849

you're one of those people!


850

baka nafix ko magically


851

<hunter> baka magiigib pa sya ng tubig

<hunter> at magsisibak ng kahoy


852

tsk bilib pa naman kami sa inyo


853

there can be only wang


854

you must find this answer on your own


855

<hunter> i dont ever hope to make the cms framework accessible


856

ako lang ang pwede mag destroy


857

<hunter> you dont get me

<hunter> nobody gets me


858

I just came here for the bread and spread #10years


859

I'm thankful for working with best, the brightest, smartest and talented people... oh, and also you guys #10years


860

I don't know how I lasted 10 years without offending anyone... or getting fired #10years


861

<hunter> bubuksan ko lang pag emergency

<hunter> when all hope is lost


862

stop stalking me


863

if i was a wedding planner, weddings would be waaaaay more efficient


864

it really doesnt work unless i say it out loud


865

<hunter> ah well, it's a problem that even if may cute girl, idk how to determine if she is age-appropriate

<hunter> age-appropriateness is more important


866

hindi kelangan ipaliwanag ang preference mo


867

sabihin mo "i dont like"


868

<hunter> it's a spectrum

<hunter> of gayness


869

pag kwinestyon ka nila, bigla kang magbreak out into song. "It's my life" by bon jovi


870

what is this dev life


871

i'd only consider moving because traffic is stupid


872

<hunter> > <x> a condo? <- if kaya lang bumili ng condo sa mall, dati pa ako bumili

<hunter> tamad ako to do all the papers and shit


873

i only have two real concerns: traffic and internets


874

that sentence sounds like i could put it in a dc comic book panel and it would still work


875

if that were true, surely someone would have uploaded it to youtube by now


876

there are people who can't follow directions in a wizard


877

dont reply to mails angry


878

ok lang makipagdebate, but dont let emotions cloud your judgment


879

i was doubting myself for nothing!


880

Lahat kaya ng pag-ibig.


881

<hunter> there are no instructions

<hunter> only word of mouth


882

<hunter> there's no such thing as dying of old age

<hunter> parating may cause, "old age" isn't a cause


883

<hunter> i only gave one choice

<hunter> and it's already both


884

  • hunter anong gulay ang hindi para kay kuya?

<hunter> ans: sayote


885

<hunter> buti pa sa [project], madali gumawa ng relationship

<hunter> tell that to tz


886

how to resolve complaints: stop complaining


887

i've seen the code, i agree [project] is worse


888

we should have a joke-off


889

i cant do anything though, i'm lawful good


890

i don't repeat jokes


891

<hunter> this is why i hate proposals

<hunter> so many lies


892

i'm dying, but i don't want to get a med cert


893

why won't you say? is it because you don't want to be sexually attracted to us?


894

why did you take my name in vain


895

dapat "the great roy tang"


896

<hunter> i was off by 1

<hunter> programmer kasi


897

<hunter> also, in spanish, conductor means driver

<hunter> that really threw me off


898

we're filipinos, we don't kill people unless we're riding in tandem


899

she should commit seppuku


900

at least nde ka hypocrite, either side of the story payag ka


901

i dont like how we don't really delete things


902

<hunter> i expect na other places are the same or worse

<hunter> the only real escape is to declare independence


903

<hunter> you cant kill me

<hunter> i have a dead man's switch set up with your secret


904

<hunter> iniisip ko minsan to randomly treat a homeless person to a meal at jollibee or something

<hunter> pero parang it's dangerous


905

<hunter> im an oldie

<hunter> i dont replace the water


906

<hunter> bawal talaga ako

<hunter> im out of your league guys


907

i'm too strong for my own good


908

only humans can eat things with shells


909

<hunter> yes, but i dont randomly viber people "Hi"

<hunter> it's weird


910

<hunter> sino iviviber mo

<hunter> wag mo ko landiin wang


911

<hunter> you need to be famous first

<hunter> otherwise, you're called an extra instead


912

but i'm already the man!


913

<hunter> aliens

<hunter> aliens who are afraid of condos


914

bago yung machine ko

i am above the system

suck it xp peasants


915

<hunter> my machine name is now bolognese

<hunter> im not sure what to say pag tinanong ako bakit ko pinalitan


916

<hunter> i wonder if we're already "safe"

<hunter> lagyan natin ng condom yung server para safe


917

i cant judge cute, but he was wearing red, does that help?


918

i think you receive the right amount of flak


919

if you dont want to work here, why are you still here


920

no, the proper response is "by your command"


921

tz touched me in a gay manner!


922

lampas 7 inches yung akin


923

out of 10 points, the score is macho


924

my precious lead is in peril


925

<hunter> do you think it's rude to talk to people without identifying yourself first

<hunter> hypothetically speaking


926

run really fast, dont look back


927

dont axe me


928

I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.


929

<hunter> what, you're too good for us now?

<hunter> mr big shot


930

<hunter> guys may double down na ulit

<hunter> you're already eating something unhealthy, might as well go all the way


931

> Lunch: Freedom!!!


932

<hunter> internet bridges

<hunter> connecting you to the future


933

unions aren't bad, they're just misunderstood


934

<hunter> the great thing about being a dev, is we're the last to be obsoleted

<hunter> kami yung nangoobsolete ng ibang tao


935

automated testing just means the testers will be moved to higher-value testing


936

i made you all look at your keyboards


937

overheard at our block: pahiram ng sausage mo


938

<hunter> maaga ako nagigising araw-araw

<hunter> iba yun sa maagang pumapasok


939

i cant quote a tangincheek


940

<hunter> wala ka kasing finesse wang

<hunter> brute force lang alam mo


941

only the best get to be on c's jabber list


942

if it's still a problem, it's btan's fault


943

overheard at our block: "My eggs are cracked"


944

<hunter> guys kunwari nakababa ka ng tektite

<hunter> tapos biglang kang natae

<hunter> san ka ccr and bakit


945

anakni skywalker


946

i believe in loops


947

i need to wait until i get a chance to do something major that propels me into the national spotlight


948

<hunter> i have grown harsh

<hunter> tempered by yesterday's betrayals


949

oh yeah?? I'll show you a bone!


950

im busy fighting for rotten bananas everywhere


951

be the jvm

become one with the heap


952

<hunter> year 2000 pinublish yung storm of swords

<hunter> pag lampas 10 years, pwede na ispoil


953

<hunter> gawa na lang kaya ako ng flappy bird

<hunter> but my life might be ruined


954

you know im a fan of just tossing people into the deep end


955

yes, yes and yes


956

worship me~


957

ang ninjas hindi nakikita sa cctv


958

such is the way of the world


959

ano first name ni pikachu? ans: cherry pie


960

<hunter> lunch is a human right

<hunter> pandante is not a human right


961

<hunter> I can see my house from the moon

<hunter> kelangan lang mag enhance


962

<hunter> there's no way anyone can catch up to me

<hunter> it's mathematically impossible


963

pano na ang peace and quiet


964

<hunter> i know you guys rely on me to bring levity

<hunter> i have failed you


965

dapat tinatanggal na pag hindi na ginagamit


966

i'm not sure how having a black guy as [human] torch works


967

<hunter> we have like a billion random servlets

<hunter> para tayong mcdonalds

<hunter> "Billions served!"


968

beauty cant protect you from bullets. if venezuela descends into chaos, will they still be able to send ms universe contestants?


969

<hunter> but i've already moved on lol

<hunter> i'm focusing on international problems now


970

<hunter> ano sabi nung taga ukraine na apathetic

<hunter> "kievs"


971

<hunter> wang doesnt have a point

<hunter> just a tip


972

<hunter> may ibig sabihin ba yung band name ng u2?

<hunter> or tipong may nagtext lang kay bono "isip ka ng band name!" "ok, u2"


973

trust me guys; I'm totally a poet


974

You cant expect the tools to read your mind.


975

more builds have been broken because of unintended commits


976

devs should have commit awareness


977

<hunter> dapat aware kung ano yung mga dapat icommit and kung ano yung hindi

<hunter> not just blindly commit everything na may change sa local


978

kaya nga may source control, so I can try shit on my local without affecting everyone else


979

the fact that you all had the privilege of meeting me was just a happy accident


980

<hunter> no to sugarcoating

<hunter> just be direct and honest

<hunter> the truth will set you free


981

everybody is a bad coder


982

bakit pag puno ung bladder mo ang sarap mag-pee?


983

dapat maniwala tayo sa taga cavite


984

PROTIP: pag nahirapan kayo sumagot sa tanong nya, distract him with some other topic so that he goes on a long tangent


985

<hunter> pag nagalit ako, malalaman nyo

<hunter> maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan


986

im not a table flipping kind of guy


987

How could cheese ever be wrong? I don't want to live in a world where cheese is wrong.


988

im not sure how to interpret this, but it seems this brownie is way way resilient


989

IT'S HAPPENING!!!


990

<hunter> i dont see a challenge

<hunter> i see an opportunity


991

the only real way to end the streak is to have the undertaker challenge himself


992

<hunter> i seriously doubt aristotle is more famous than jesus

<hunter> 99% of people living today wouldnt know who aristotle is

<hunter> *was


993

<hunter> what bakit mo niredeem

<hunter> dapat ako mag redeem

<hunter> im the redeemer


994

(3:31:31 PM) stang (roy): one cant assume things

(3:31:35 PM) stang (roy): that makes an ass of u and me


995

<hunter> tsk you werent paying attention to me

<hunter> pinapansin mo lang when someone is heating someone else's hotdog


996

time, who can understand it


997

alam mo naman ako, i tend to worry about things even if nde pa kelangan


998

<hunter> im not hating on her

<hunter> i mean, i'd still tap that

<hunter> lol


999

<hunter> where do astronauts hang out?

<hunter> at the space bar!


1000

yeah, real people are assholes


1001

<hunter> four of me!

<hunter> that's four times too much awesomeness

<hunter> how can the world take it


1002

why do only the bright ojts get ideas


1003

it means you must google


1004

<hunter> walang bras sa westeros

<hunter> pag tanggal ng robes, parating boobs na agad


1005

<hunter> why do we exist

<hunter> we are extensions of the will of the universe


1006

i'm not sure if it's good that i'm being compared to a eunuch


1007

<hunter> im a shining example


1008

<hunter> i was fixing something else

<hunter> then i saw the problem

<hunter> and i was like, this is fucking familiar


1009

idk which meal is which anymore


1010

basta if (hungry()) eat()


1011

august is the best month


1012

<hunter> i already receive too much mail meant for the other roy tangs

<hunter> i should kill them all and absorb their power


1013

<hunter> i am technically correct

<hunter> that's the best kind of correct


1014

I will grace you people with my presence


1015

i vote people


1016

i am the people


1017

pandante caused the extinction of the dinosaurs


1018

let the corny flow through you


1019

<hunter> may chinese blood ka ba?

<hunter> try to spill some of it


1020

<hunter> what

<hunter> why are you blaming me

<hunter> it's not like corny ako


1021

<hunter> wag kayo gagaya sakin

<hunter> it's bad


1022

also i slouch, like a predator


1023

What is life without WHO


1024

<hunter> basta keep better track

<hunter> dont make us look out for you


1025

dont give in to despair


1026

java is the devil


1027

dont make me draw a graph!


1028

im not krillin


1029

<hunter> i think ill apply the yakimix policy to vikings

<hunter> kakain lang ako dun pag libre


1030

<hunter> idk what to do today

<hunter> it's too early to have a crisis


1031

<hunter> we dont have a porch

<hunter> innova lang


1032

6:49:53 <hunter> yung tsinelas yung may letter Y

<hunter> tsynelas


1033

im not sure if youre aware of this, but im not a girl


1034

i have infinite bits


1035

what i can do for the country is stay at home and not contribute to traffic


1036

why must things cost money


1037

it might lead to dark places on the internet


1038

<hunter> dont reminisce!

<hunter> it's dangerous


1039

everyone should have ducktales


1040

it's not gay as long as walang swords crossing


1041

<hunter> ugh this windows app layouting is boring

<hunter> i'd rather go to a meeting


1042

<hunter> wala na kasing modern day gangsters

<hunter> theyre called corporations now


1043

<hunter> blue ilang beses mo na ko gusto idate

<hunter> no means no!


1044

<hunter> bilhin ko na lang kaya yung HH

<hunter> pero kailangan magpramis kayo na kakain kayo dun araw-araw for 10 years


1045

<hunter> in any given industry, 95% of the people working there arent very good at what they do

<hunter> 74% of all statistics are made up


1046

whenever you have troubles, just remember, you're not living c's life


1047

dont come on internet


1048

<hunter> ganyan ang mga pilipino, hindi kaya sumagot directly ng tanong

<hunter> "kumain ka na?" "busog pa ko e"


1049

dapat tipong sisingit ka sa pila, tapos when the other people complain you're like "excuse me!" (whips out card) "preferred client ako!"


1050

<hunter> aw man, embarassing

<hunter> my text said "please dont call know"

<hunter> =|


1051

<hunter> it lives on in our hearts

<hunter> now we shall never speak of it again


1052

<hunter> what if we encase metro manila in a glass dome

<hunter> tapos airconditioned yung dome

<hunter> no wait

<hunter> what if we BLOT OUT THE SON


1053

respond ka "i will crush you!"


1054

idk who this jessica chastain person is but her name sounds funny


1055

c pag deads ka na, wala nang overthinking


1056

<hunter> hindi ko alam ano time difference ng cellphone ko sa ots

<hunter> so I NEVER GIVE UP


1057

waiting here is the same as waiting there


1058

just because something is cheap doesnt mean it's worth buying


1059

that one was actual wisdom


1060

<hunter> kunwari nastranded ka on an island for 5 years

<hunter> pagbalik mo ba, maalala mo pa din yung keyboard shortcuts ng eclipse?


1061

well, pisay thugs are still kinda nerdy


1062

this term has taken on a life of its own


1063

i can only imagine that quote coming back to haunt me when im running for president


1064

<hunter> mas masarap pag libre

<hunter> im not made of money


1065

im not a checkbox!


1066

<hunter> i've already been best in the country at something

<hunter> best in the world naman


1067

neither dogs nor cats will bring you happiness


1068

filipinos dont like paying for things


1069

just because other people are assholes doesnt mean you have to be an asshole too


1070

<hunter> may sequel daw yung taken where sumali sa 4-man wrestling matches si liam neeson

<hunter> it was called taken tag


1071

experience trumps checklist


1072

the way to teach newbies is to toss them into the fire


1073

i dont like proposals kasi i dont like lying


1074

pag may binigay sayong task na impossible, respond with "I demand a trial by combat"


1075

<hunter> why would you even want to try weed

<hunter> you can get high on [project] instead


1076

<hunter> how can donuts be wrong

<hunter> i dont want to live in a world where donuts are wrong


1077

any time na bigyan ako, hindi ako tatanggi


1078

keep your jebs out of my bathroom


1079

i am the one who docs


1080

i feel like that dog that has no idea what he's doing


1081

life is pointless, dont do anything


1082

i have all the answers


1083

<hunter> wag kayo mag give in to fear

<hunter> courage!


1084

<hunter> my grandfather sa father's side is pure chinese

<hunter> ako i'm pure awesome


1085

awesome people arent racist


1086

awesome people arent racist, you nigger


1087

pag mainit na ang panahon, pinoys are like "awesomer na!"


1088

i dont want to have to explain


1089

<hunter> > <macho> do you guys put your phones on silent mode? <-

i dont. not even when randy santiago and that other guy tell me to


1090

<hunter> when you fantasize about me, i have no face?


1091

<hunter> living increases your risk of cancer by up to 100%


1092

<hunter> i like that i can just try a random function i'm not familiar with and immediately find a couple of bugs


1093

<hunter> parang ang sarap ng walang pasok

<hunter> resign na kaya ako


1094

<hunter> walang basagan ng trip

<hunter> let them live their alternative lifestyles


1095

<hunter> a dream is a wish your heart makes


1096

<hunter> im a genius and i didnt even know it


1097

<hunter> monday pa lang, parang napagod na ko sa mundo


1098

<hunter> if all the days are rest days, then no days are rest days


1099

<hunter> tapon mo na yan, sardines are evil


1100

<hunter> there should be a drug to help you avoid taking drugs


1101

<hunter> bahala ka, pag druggie ka, hindi ka magiging national artist


1102

<hunter> the words of House Tardy are "Six points pa lang!"


1103

<hunter> what if i start my own government

<hunter> our national food will be bacon and cheese sandwich


1104

<hunter> nagkaron nga ng one week na walang nagrerecord ng wisdom ko e


1105

<hunter> > hindi ka pa ba naeexcite ng [project]?


1106

<hunter> is it bad for me to suddenly shout "fucking eclipse!" in front of the noobs


1107

<hunter> it makes sense na gawin mo lang pag kelangan mo na


1108

<hunter> that's bad

<hunter> that's so bad


1109

<hunter> psychic mode

<hunter> i try not to let my psychic powers affect my life


1110

<hunter> good to know we're still in sync


1111

<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS


1112

<hunter> kung ang tawag sa kinakabit ay kabit, dapat tawag sa nililigawan is ligaw #TweetLikeJaden


1113

<hunter> i dont like "uu"

<hunter> parang tae


1114

<hunter> circuses dont have windows


1115

<hunter> merong [system] user na JOLLEYV

<hunter> i wonder if hotdog din sya


1116

hindi pwera naputulan ka ng buhok mahina ka na


1117

<hunter> today, i will clean up some shit


1118

<hunter> magtatayo ako jan ng HH kung jan kayo maglulunch araw-araw for 10 years

<hunter> kahit weekends

<hunter> kahit magresign

<hunter> bigyan ko kayo 10% discount pag sundays


1119

<hunter> it's not really important na malaman natin

<hunter> the important thing is that we all learned how to work together


1120

<hunter> why dont we respect his desire to remain anon

<hunter> if we have a witch hunt, less anons will be [less] forthcoming in the future

<hunter> this is why i didnt want to find the logs lol

<hunter> pero ginawa ko pa din haha


1121

<hunter> i couldnt remain anonymous if i tried


1122

<hunter> i'm smirking

<hunter> entertaining e


1123

<hunter> thanks for volunteering as tribute


1124

<hunter> the 2nd one is stupid

<hunter> the 1st one is ugly, but it's not stupid


1125

<hunter> both of these are ridiculous, but one is more ridiculous than the other


1126

<hunter> do you guys ever get the urge to quit the world and become a hermit


1127

<hunter> no strings attached just means hindi nyo inaamin na may strings attached


1128

<hunter> it's been so long, i've forgotten what it's like to be late


1129

<c> para may high level stuff ka na rin

<hunter> feeling mo wala akong high level stuff

<c> the lead dev is the bridge

<hunter> pano ka anjan

<c> me?

<hunter> in english,

<hunter> how there you


1130

<hunter> hindi naman kasi ito facebook

<hunter> so bakit mo yan ginagawa dito


1131

<hunter> > <furfur> masarap ba wang? <- i would try wang


1132

<hunter> no, i was planning to walk over there and give you the estimate in a wild voice


1133

<hunter> may naisip ka nang innovation x?

<hunter> meron na ako...suggestion ko may kasamang bacon yung [system]


1134

<hunter> they want your nuts man


1135

<hunter> parang ang panget ng apelyido na gosingitan

<hunter> > ang haba ng pila!

<hunter> > gosingitan mo!


1136

<hunter> everything is a thing


1137

<hunter> ako bantay dito

<hunter> the watcher on the wall


1138

<hunter> dis is not da hood yo


1139

<hunter> > nasira internet ko. may internet ka ba? aladdin e


1140

<hunter> i'm always here for you


1141

<hunter> wag ka maniwala kay eka

<hunter> what does she know


1142

<hunter> well, even if the world ends today, at least i had lasagna yesterday


1143

<hunter> there's always a solution

<hunter> try chinese child labor


1144

<hunter> i dont have infinite time

<hunter> i wish i did


1145

<hunter> this is why we can't be ISO27001 certified


1146

<hunter> damnit

<hunter> every time there's a small piece of code that's already obsolete and i want to remove it

<hunter> then i trace where it's used

<hunter> and there's a whole iceberg of other obsolete code beneath it


1147

<hunter> parang ang saya magdelete ng obsolete files

<hunter> no code is the best code


1148

<hunter> we are not your command line!


1149

<hunter> idk why i ask you guys never nyo pa ko nabigyan ng magandang sagot


1150

<hunter> hindi nabibili ang pag-ibig


1151

<hunter> right, [project] exists

<hunter> to be more extreme than all other projeccts


1152

<hunter> pag magulo kasi advice ng mga tao, just drown out their voices and focus on me


1153

time naman parati ang problem


1154

<hunter> im not a plant, im an animal


1155

<hunter> wag na natin ifix yung traffic problems, lulubog din naman tayo in 100 years


1156

<hunter> school education never dies


1157

<hunter> i go home all the time


1158

<hunter> sayang lang wisdon ko kung hindi nyo ginagamit


1159

<hunter> dice game is a terrible game


1160

<hunter> why dont we just

<hunter> BLOT OUT THE SUN


1161

<hunter> dont let work problems depress you

<hunter> ok lang mainis, wag yung malungkot


1162

<hunter> ayaw ko na

<hunter> i'll just ignore this problem and hope it goes away


1163

<hunter> where one comment ends, another one begins

<hunter> that's life


1164

<hunter> wag na lang umasa sa up

<hunter> para nde madisappoint

<hunter> > which is better: to hope and to be disappointed, or to never hope at all


1165

<hunter> i cant be attracted to someone i see as incompetent


1166

<hunter> pag gusto mo, friendly lang

<hunter> pag ayaw mo, malandi


1167

<hunter> sweldo can buy bacon, but sweldo cant buy tulog


1168

<hunter> kaso ano pag work mo yung sleep, baka hindi mo na maenjoy yung sleep


1169

<hunter> also, americans pronounce vegeta the same way they pronounce vagina


1170

<hunter> design is subjective anyway, so anytime there are 2 people with strong opinions, magtatalo talaga


1171

<hunter> parang masama pakiramdam ko

<hunter> i feel evil

<hunter> wut


1172

<hunter> wag na kasi maghope para nde madisappoint


1173

<hunter> this is what happens when im not around to correct you people


1174

<hunter> i dont see the point in being late by only 10 minutes


1175

<hunter> just because you ask the mountain to come to you doesnt mean it will


1176

<hunter> pag SL, dapat lagay mong reason Sick


1177

<hunter> break dance in case of fire


1178

<hunter> i cant eat a foodcourt


1179

<hunter> tsk that's my problem

<hunter> too much talent


1180

<hunter> failure is the seed of reading


1181

<hunter> i want to make uwi na


1182

stang (roy): i dont like moving shit around for incremental value

stang (roy): effort

stang (roy): burn to the face na lang


1183

Singlish: It's the same as english but they're singing...


1184

I wouldn't want to be in Singapore... They don't have bacon...


1185

<hunter> wth naman yung tanong

<hunter> as if confucius could be as wise as me


1186

<hunter> what if pwede mo irestart yung db pero merong 1% chance na mamatay ka, would you still do it?


1187

<hunter> im not joining any cult until i know what it is

<hunter> well, does the cult worship me?


1188

<hunter> [anagram] ipsen


1189

<hunter> nung first trip ko to hk

<hunter> kasi for some reason i got involved in a street chopstick fight

<hunter> i lost badly, then the maintenance man at our building offered to train me so that i could win the tournament


1190

<hunter> left hand on scabbard, right hand on sword hilt


1191

<hunter> preface your face


1192

<hunter> what about girl na may bigote

<hunter> > Nagtagumpay ka ba?

<hunter> > bigo, te


1193

<hunter> things can happen even if walang common interests


1194

<hunter> "no" is not a proper response to "why"


1195

<hunter> i can finish things pag may deadline

<hunter> and may TL

<hunter> lol


1196

<hunter> i think all humans at some point in their lives want to tell stories


1197

<hunter> parasol para solb


1198

<hunter> if friends talaga kayo, it's ok to call him an idiot

<hunter> if not, it's ok to lose him as a friend


1199

<hunter> loc is like democracy

<hunter> it's terrible, but it's better than the alternatives


1200

<hunter> i'm never satisfied


1201

<hunter> bakit tinawag na greenhills e flat area yun


1202

<hunter> disproven na nga yung five senses

<hunter> tapos disprove pa yung go grow and glow

<hunter> was anything from elementary school science even true?!?


1203

<hunter> dapat every payslip merong random chance of some small bonus money

<hunter> para exciting magbukas ng payslip


1204

<hunter> i just got an idea for a new series

<hunter> tsunderecats


1205

<hunter> i dont think age requires life


1206

<hunter> sabi sayo IP addresses are truth


1207

<hunter> how about instead of people buying each other gifts, we each just buy things we want

<hunter> then everybody is happy!


1208

<hunter> better is better


1209

<hunter> sana ipalabas yung zoolander sa Tagalog Movie Channel

<hunter> > mabuti hindi naabutan ng nanay mo na ang anak nya ay naging isang sirena!

<hunter> > syokoy! SYOKOY!


1210

<hunter> dont buy things just because sale

<hunter> that way lies madness


1211

<hunter> i am so, bad at using commas


1212

<hunter> i dont like 2014

<hunter> i want 2012 back


1213

<hunter> wag na din mrt

<hunter> di naman mabubusog tao sa mrt


1214

<hunter> do or do not, there is no pantry


1215

<hunter> experience isnt invincible


1216

<hunter> now i now!

<hunter> NOW!!!

<hunter> nowing is half the battle


1217

<hunter> it's always weird when babae yung character

<hunter> tapos may male romance options

<hunter> i think i'll do the lesbian one lol


1218

<hunter> we should give up on Makati FOREVER


1219

<hunter> the sad thing about the movie rush hour is that it's more than 1 hour


1220

<hunter> > <in-in> na medyo confusing kasi di namin alam kanino ba magpapaalam ng aling mga bagay <- dun ka magpapaalam sa mukhang papayag sa gusto mo


1221

<hunter> sa oa, ginhawa ka


1222

Power strip: it's when you get naked WITH POWER


1223

debugging is truth


1224

<hunter> kung ako si mar roxas, ang gagawin ko is

<hunter> when the pope arrives in january, i'll arrange an assassination

<hunter> tapos i would heroically take the bullet meant for the pope

<hunter> pero magsusurivive ako


1225

<hunter> kaya ka nga may #2 kasi sawa ka na sa #1 e


1226

<hunter> im always sir-zoned D:


1227

<hunter> i dont get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around me


1228

<hunter> eating chocs makes me happy and sad at the same time


1229

<hunter> masarap basta libre

<hunter> hindi libre lahat ng masarap


1230

<hunter> if di nyo alam, you'll enver get it


1231

<hunter> makapangyarihan yung flying saucer, css3 na sya


1232

<hunter> maybe #tic is in your heart


1233

<hunter> > I'm hunter. To save time, let's just assume I'm always right


1234

every game matters kahit hindi ka x-2 #mtg


1235

<hunter> damnit the backlog doesnt end


1236

<hunter> i just couldnt resist the urge to correct people


1237

sa kintuon cloud lang yung kelangan pure


1238

<hunter> > <gadget> dapat dito lang sa office <- make your own question with your own magic pineapple


1239

<hunter> papasok ako all the time


1240

<hunter> not everyone wants strippers


1241

<hunter> if it's not in source control, it doesnt exist!


1242

<hunter> the days of reviews are long gone


1243

3:29:31 <hunter> lahat ng ailments nacucure ng sleep


1244

<hunter> ang comedy nitong main server

<hunter> the server is up, but nobody knows where it is


1245

<hunter> pag nasusunog na bahay mo, mag text ka ng TULONG


1246

(4:48:13 PM) stang (roy): this is impossible

(4:48:17 PM) stang (roy): kelangan na ng time machine


1247

<hunter> anyway, 9th worst traffic in the world pa lang daw tayo

<hunter> pwede pa natin galingan


1248

<hunter> yes, i can be a piggy bank for your math problems. actually, i can be for much money


1249

<hunter> we have to go to <some place> to get the <jigglypuff>


1250

<hunter> > <derp> > * mole any suggestions? <-- dont listen to them <- agreed. be yourself. no one else can

<hunter> walang ibang lata


1251

<hunter> quantum is latin, just like gollum


1252

<hunter> sana pag pumasok ako ng before 7, may -1 late points


1253

<hunter> stang is the best!


1254

<hunter> parang ang sarap ng feeling ng may progress


1255

<hunter> bacon wants you too


1256

<hunter> the world looks different with smileys disabled


1257

<hunter> people dont change

<hunter> workflow lang ang nagchchange

<hunter> wut


1258

<hunter> you cant spell lesbian without bi


1259

<hunter> kelan kaya kayo magsasawa sa #tic


1260

<hunter> ang baron lang sa modern day is geisler

<hunter> well meron pang tagalog

<hunter> baron tagalog


1261

mahirap kasi maging babae


1262

<hunter> japanese people are corrosive


1263

<hunter> technically, we're all foreign


1264

<hunter> just because it's possible doesn't mean you should do it


1265

<hunter> i was reading this thing about why asians dont have much cheese in their dishes

<hunter> apparently lactose intolerance is the default state for asians


1266

<hunter> 99% of java devs won't know what that keyword does

<hunter> the other 1% will make you cry


1267

<hunter> today is (a) friday (b) payday (c) valentines eve (d) the 13th

<hunter> it's like +4 to traffic!


1268

<hunter> august people are the best people


1269

<hunter> move it to a field

<hunter> then it's now in that field!


1270

<hunter> it's like transformers

<hunter> there's more than meets the eye


1271

<hunter> furfur, you know what the 2 hardest problems in programming are right

<hunter> 1. cache invalidation 2. naming things 3. off by one errors


1272

<hunter> takao is an adjective. example: ang takao ni liz!


1273

<hunter> i bet scorpion removes his mask to reveal he's actually skeletor


1274

<hunter> kaya ko yan gawin, but i dont think you can afford my rates


1275

<hunter> it shouldnt be your business what other people want to put in their ass

<hunter> damnit, dont #tic that


1276

<hunter> everytime i have to use instanceof, I die a little inside

<hunter> adding this as source comment lol


1277

my java is already effective


1278

<hunter> basta may hit points rpg


1279

<hunter> following on twitter isnt stalking


1280

<hunter> di kami pwede magbuild with reckless abandon


1281

<hunter> i can control the nap

<hunter> heck, i can control my sleep


1282

<hunter> magreresign na ko by 2022

<hunter> tatakbo akong presidente


1283

<hunter> surrender is not acceptable!


1284

<hunter> ang sunod sa city ay utsu


1285

  • hunter sings ?? i miswa like crazy~ ??

1286

<hunter> look at the letters

<hunter> be one with the letters

<hunter> let them flow through you


1287

<hunter> if it dies then it's dead


1288

<hunter> nobody really thought you came up with such wisdom on your own


1289

<hunter> kahit tayo kelangan natin ng user guide


1290

<hunter> it's easy to make any app really fast

<hunter> just remove functionality


1291

<hunter> true or false: we are very, very bad at code reuse


1292

<hunter> pressing the buttons faster wont make me move faster


1293

<hunter> bakit parating bahasa indonesia


1294

<hunter> i'll just wave my hand and say ako bahala

<hunter> lol

<hunter> tama na to, baka magkatotoo


1295

<hunter> dont listen to x

<hunter> she's cute, but she's wrong


1296

<hunter> someone is lying and it's not me


1297

<hunter> introduce bugs, then go on vacation


1298

<hunter> idk how people can live with 100% full desktops


1299

<hunter> you're all broken


1300

<hunter> iniindex ko ung internet every night


1301

<hunter> our devs are not taught to use mock objects


1302

<hunter> pag kulang ako ng tulog inaantok ako sa work

<hunter> pag andami kong tulog inaantok pa din ako


1303

<hunter> only firefox has a dinosaur


1304

<hunter> I should put my jabber status space for rent


1305

<hunter> what happens if nde ako pumirma

<hunter> i dont think they can afford to fire me

<hunter> lol


1306

<hunter> why can't you hear the pterodactly go to the CR?

<hunter> ans: silent P


1307

<hunter> introducing it in one place leads to introducing it everywhere


1308

<hunter> all of my quotes make sense!


1309

<hunter> i dont like mixing bananas with other stuffs


1310

<hunter> basta pogi naaalala mo


1311

<hunter> the purpose of friendship is to have someone to help you hide the bodies


1312

<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO APPROVES


1313

<hunter> para tipid sa effort, next time maniwala ka na lang agad sakin


1314

<hunter> i'm sure i'll see the boobs first


1315

<hunter> this is [project], everything is high prio


1316

<hunter> if you know something, ikaw na yung expert


1317

<hunter> i default to assuming everyone is panganay


1318

<hunter> majority of people are panganays


1319

<hunter> tanga


1320

<hunter> maybe man was never meant to work 5 days out of 7


1321

<hunter> what if someday maubusan kayo ng quotes ko

<hunter> where will you get your wisdom then


1322

<hunter> full builds can be made of bandaids too


1323

<hunter> > Minion! Tell the Philippine Minions I require their attention


1324

<hunter> i'm not a negotiating kind of person

<hunter> i'm like yes or no

<hunter> lol


1325

<hunter> sana mondays din na-p-postpone


1326

<hunter> if only we had a devs who could do winona things

<hunter> that's right, a devs


1327

<hunter> professional ba tayo? :p


1328

<hunter> I regretted it after I typed it

<hunter> but I pressed enter anyway

<hunter> para hindi lang ako may regret


1329

<hunter> happiness is a warm empanada


1330

<hunter> i count complaining about things as work


1331

<hunter> basta may naisip kang pun, responsibilidad mo sa mundo na sabihin yun

<hunter> regardless of how bad it may be


1332

<hunter> I'm the public and I didn't demand!


1333

<hunter> changes only carry over from old version to new

<hunter> they cant go back in time


1334

<chry> "nothing vindicates quite like victory" - tang, 2010


1335

<hunter> the trick is to care without caring


1336

<hunter> the spirit of the bayonet is to kill and kill relentlessly and without mercy!


1337

<hunter> my favorite function name that I put in an actual program was something like preventTimeTravel()


1338

<hunter> future hunter isnt a whiny bitch and he accepts the consequences of his actions


1339

<hunter> fair naman ako mole, tinitry ko durugin everybody


1340

<hunter> I'm not a fan of radio

<hunter> nde pwede magskip to the next track


1341

<hunter> you should be apathetic towards being a social recluse too


1342

<hunter> the word joke can be used as an insult

<hunter> i.e. "you're a joke"


1343

<hunter> I don't want to solve all the problems

<hunter> I want to solve the stupid ones

<hunter> so we can move on to more interesting ones

<hunter> I want the world to be a better place, is that so bad? :p


1344

<hunter> yeah, but no one would complain before when everything was free

<hunter> when things cost money, the dynamic changes

<hunter> people expect things to work


1345

<hunter> my AWESOME was better than your AWESOME


1346

<hunter> what if we hire a guy for the sole purpose of blaming things on him


1347

<hunter> remember: she sells seashells at the sosyal na shoe sale sa may seashore


1348

<hunter> and if you don't live, you die!


1349

<hunter> if it's a real sport, expect them to play to win, not to entertain


1350

<hunter> you're lost without me


1351

<hunter> no one really knows what's going on

<hunter> we just do what we can to get by


1352

<hunter> it's like arguing that dogs are reptiles because you dont see eye to eye with biologists


1353

<hunter> edi ireject mo furfur

<hunter> or iaccept mo

<hunter> we cant change the past!


1354

<hunter> > why am i so wise


1355

<hunter> masipag ako fool


1356

<hunter> maybe [framework] is a microcosm of our everyday lives


1357

<hunter> the highest level should be "no longer needs cmmi"


1358

<hunter> when I establish a country, my currency would be small strips of meat


1359

2:55:54 <hunter> someday you have to leave the nest


1360

<hunter> what if someday is today :p


1361

<hunter> bots can't be kind!


1362

<hunter> dun ka magsusuggest sa papayag sa yo


1363

<hunter> only visible problems get fixed


1364

<hunter> if I evacuate a sinking ship I don't expect to come back


1365

<hunter> dapat ung CAPTCHA ung ipapanood ung Land Before Time tapos tignan kung iiyak


1366

<hunter> just put bacon and cats

<hunter> then post on reddit


1367

<hunter> people who dream are weak!


1368

<hunter> the spirit is willing, but the body is dreaming!


1369

<hunter> ah...ung pwede i-improve kahit ano by adding "of justice"? :p


1370

<hunter> the penalty for not suiting up should be DEATH


1371

<hunter> TheLight Chuck Norris doesn't write code, he stares at the IDE and the code writes itself


1372

<hunter> internet explorer - mabagal at walang katuturan


1373

<huntr> just stick to YAGNI

<huntr> keep things simple


1374

<huntr> mas mahirap cumontra pag may kakampi

<huntr> lalo na sa waterfall stage


1375

<huntr> you're not going to get fired for asking questions


1376

<huntr> I tend to ascribe problems to incompetence (miscommunication) before malice


1377

<huntr> pag harap-harapan mas mabilis magkaintindihan


1378

<huntr> I don't have to finish a book to know what it's about :p


1379

<huntr> those who pretend to understand are actually just pretentious


1380

<hunter> don't ask for help if you don't want it! :p


1381

<huntr> design philosophy for tables: add fields as you need


1382

<hunter> I'm willing to be bribed for my vote

<hunter> just sayin'


1383

<hunter> we are all prisoners to our own habits


1384

<hunter> sure ka na not needed?

<hunter> then drop them

<hunter> drop their children

<hunter> burn down their homes

<hunter> delete their bos

<hunter> leave no trace


1385

<hunter> magkakaron ng point where we will resolve a dispute by seeing who can toss a table the farthest


1386

<hunter> accreditations are silly little things to provide reassurance to people who dont know any better


1387

<hunter> might not be a bad idea na maglasing bago maglasik


1388

<hunter> PROTIP: if your joke needs a wikipedia entry to be understood, it's not very good


1389

<hunter> nagaadapt ung ass ko

<hunter> it's pretty smart

<hunter> it's a smartass


1390

<hunter> no matter how good you are, youre going to get tired of heroics at some points

<hunter> *some point

<hunter> I guess it's called burnout

<hunter> mahirap talaga maging magaling lol


1391

<hunter> it's good to hit the ground running when you can

<hunter> masarap ung feeling ng marami ka nang nagawa before lunch


1392

<hunter> pag tinabi muna ng taxi driver ung taxi para umuhi sya or bumili ng something, I'm tempted to steal his taxi

<hunter> but I don't know how to drive so it passes


1393

<hunter> after watching the magician yesterday, naconclude ko na mas madali magstandup comedy kung little kids ang audience mo


1394

<hunter> little kids are stupid

<hunter> kahit anong sabihin mo basta may funny face tatawa sila


1395

<hunter> ayaw ko sa either gwapo or panget


1396

<hunter> mrt trains dont have gender


1397

/*

  • The new and improved copy workflow function. The old function was not updated

  • so as not to break existing functionality. In short, this code has a high chance

  • of not working properly. Guess what? Everything in the project is like that!

  • That's how things are. Deal with it. Or review and fix this. That would be better.

  • I'm looking at you Brian :P

*/


1398

be the bridge you want to see in the world


1399

<hunter> some manhours are more exhausting than others


1400

<hunter> if may saturday work ka, nde ka dress down ng Friday


1401

<hunter> parang if bibili na rin lang ako ng mac, dapat yung pro na


1402

<hunter> mabilis lang magcleanup ng code

<hunter> delete all


1403

<hunter> just because other people are stupid doesnt mean you should be stupid too

<hunter> hold yourself to a higher standard


1404

<hunter> arent all facts fun


1405

<hunter> roy tang is the answer


1406

complex yun pag gumawa sya ng sarili nyang magic


1407

The code won't lie to me. It's honest. It will say exactly what it means.


1408

<hunter> im not good at letting things go

<hunter> also idk what to let go

<hunter> i should just become a sith


1409

<hunter> I AM THE API


1410

<hunter> pag sinabi nyong nde kaya, wag nyo kayanin :p


1411

<hunter> what if nasa simbahan ka ano, tapos bigla kang sumigaw "lord bakit ambagal ng webapp"


1412

<hunter> i should stop working when im not working


1413

<hunter> 99% of work is done by people who are either underqualified (and hence can make mistakes) or overqualified (and hence can be careless)


1414

<hunter> i can only count my steps, not distance :p


1415

<hunter> when everybody else is active, porn


1416

<hunter> fire exits are for the fire to exit


1417

<hunter> you're not going to die from walking through the rain


1418

<hunter> dreamer wag ka mag emo songs pag monday ng umaga

<hunter> dapat eye of the tiger lang


1419

<hunter> dapat magpakasal ka lang for you


1420

<hunter> yung mga naglilike pero nde nagshshare i guess it means they DONT think its a good idea


1421

<hunter> lalandiin ko pa din si x kahit kasal na


1422

jokes are 99.9% meant


1423

life is just people pretending to live


1424

anyway, if i havent given you this advice before: you dont have to feel guilty for choosing yourself over work. real friends will understand


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