Roy Tang

As of today, our country (The #Blessed Republic of the Philippines) is already at war with:

1. Drugs
2. Illegal gambling
3. Communist rebels

Some other things we might consider declaring war on (in no particular order):

1. Poverty
2. Ignorance
3. Misinformation (sorry, “Alternative facts”)
4. Abusive government officials
5. Traffic
6. Rights abuses
7. Pollution
8. High power rates
9. Political dynasties
10. Poor quality of local cinema offerings
11. Politicians putting their names everywhere
12. Internet trolls and bullies
13. Lack of critical thinking
14. Redundancy
15. Overtime without overtime pay
16. Government officials blatantly lying or pulling statistics out of thin air
17. Slow and expensive internet
18. The MRT breaking down
19. Cruelty to animals
20. Poor quality of local anti-piracy ads
21. Jejespeak
22. SMS spam
23. Typhoons
24. Taxis that don’t give exact change
25. War
26. Irony
27. Spoilers
28. Pineapples on pizza
29. Poor grammar and/or spelling
30. Hashtags
31. Hypocrisy
32. Multi-level marketing
33. Working at “Edi sa puso mo”
34. Redundancy
35. Low effort blog posts that start out serious but end up trying a bit too hard to be funny
36. People who don’t understand sarcasm
37. People who stand in malls and shove fliers in your face
38. Commenting on posts without reading the actual article
39. Lists that end abruptly at weird numbers so you’re not sure if there’s more or what