As of today, our country (The #Blessed Republic of the Philippines) is already at war with:
- Drugs
- Illegal gambling
- Communist rebels
Some other things we might consider declaring war on (in no particular order):
- Poverty
- Ignorance
- Misinformation (sorry, “Alternative facts”)
- Abusive government officials
- Traffic
- Rights abuses
- Pollution
- High power rates
- Political dynasties
- Poor quality of local cinema offerings
- Politicians putting their names everywhere
- Internet trolls and bullies
- Lack of critical thinking
- Redundancy
- Overtime without overtime pay
- Government officials blatantly lying or pulling statistics out of thin air
- Slow and expensive internet
- The MRT breaking down
- Cruelty to animals
- Poor quality of local anti-piracy ads
- Jejespeak
- SMS spam
- Typhoons
- Taxis that don’t give exact change
- War
- Irony
- Spoilers
- Pineapples on pizza
- Poor grammar and/or spelling
- Hashtags
- Hypocrisy
- Multi-level marketing
- Working at “Edi sa puso mo”
- Redundancy
- Low effort blog posts that start out serious but end up trying a bit too hard to be funny
- People who don’t understand sarcasm
- People who stand in malls and shove fliers in your face
- Commenting on posts without reading the actual article
- Lists that end abruptly at weird numbers so you’re not sure if there’s more or what