War

As of today, our country (The #Blessed Republic of the Philippines) is already at war with:

  1. Drugs
  2. Illegal gambling
  3. Communist rebels

Some other things we might consider declaring war on (in no particular order):

  1. Poverty
  2. Ignorance
  3. Misinformation (sorry, “Alternative facts”)
  4. Abusive government officials
  5. Traffic
  6. Rights abuses
  7. Pollution
  8. High power rates
  9. Political dynasties
  10. Poor quality of local cinema offerings
  11. Politicians putting their names everywhere
  12. Internet trolls and bullies
  13. Lack of critical thinking
  14. Redundancy
  15. Overtime without overtime pay
  16. Government officials blatantly lying or pulling statistics out of thin air
  17. Slow and expensive internet
  18. The MRT breaking down
  19. Cruelty to animals
  20. Poor quality of local anti-piracy ads
  21. Jejespeak
  22. SMS spam
  23. Typhoons
  24. Taxis that don’t give exact change
  25. War
  26. Irony
  27. Spoilers
  28. Pineapples on pizza
  29. Poor grammar and/or spelling
  30. Hashtags
  31. Hypocrisy
  32. Multi-level marketing
  33. Working at “Edi sa puso mo”
  34. Redundancy
  35. Low effort blog posts that start out serious but end up trying a bit too hard to be funny
  36. People who don’t understand sarcasm
  37. People who stand in malls and shove fliers in your face
  38. Commenting on posts without reading the actual article
  39. Lists that end abruptly at weird numbers so you’re not sure if there’s more or what

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